| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #23 | discarded button | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1203 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1355 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |