| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #944 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #706 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #488 | annoying pitchfork | 5 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #359 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #480 | chef's hat | 14 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1083 | disco ball | 11 |
| #1167 | disco mask | 7 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #969 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1747 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #452 | green beer | 29 |
| #953 | helmet turtle | 20 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #783 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1160 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #970 | ravioli hat | 9 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #701 | saucepan | 43 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1114 | seal-clubbing club | 8 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #669 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #1129 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #928 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1094 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #381 | string of green beads | 30 |
| #419 | string of red beads | 27 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #963 | turtle totem | 19 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1575 | unstable DNA | 14 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |