| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #501 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #482 | Cloaca-Cola | 71 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #723 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #320 | Dyspepsi grenade | 43 |
| #812 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 63 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #617 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #949 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #924 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #385 | googly eye | 35 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | length of string | 24 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4566 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4044 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #231 | stuffing | 39 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #63 | tiny bust of Pallas | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny house | 32 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1041 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1964 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1213 | yo-yo | 12 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |