| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #502 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #482 | Cloaca-Cola | 71 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #722 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi grenade | 43 |
| #812 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 63 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #930 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #386 | googly eye | 35 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | length of string | 24 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1105 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4054 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #231 | stuffing | 39 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #63 | tiny bust of Pallas | 2 |
| #1136 | tiny house | 32 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1041 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1965 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |