PimpingWolfwood

RankItemQuantity
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#815Ent cider4
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#26ant hoe22
#2064astronaut pants1
#1192awful poetry journal16
#2045baconstone2
#132bad penguin egg1
#6538badass belt2
#1029balloon monkey1
#2128barrrnacle1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#753bottle of goofballs34
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#2141box of sunshine59
#1334boxed wine1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#545can of fake snow1
#618clockwork key2
#1224cocoa egg1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1025daisy1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1650disco ball2
#1718disco mask1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#922dusty bottle of Marsala2
#944dusty bottle of Merlot2
#931dusty bottle of Pinot Noir2
#949dusty bottle of Port2
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#6evil flaming eyeball pendant1
#1086eyepatch1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#2035fancy dress ball2
#160fat stacks of cash109
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#303fez of etymology1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#3426fruitcake1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#394goat1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#5338grue egg1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1877helmet turtle1
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#306hovering sombrero1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#910line5
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#382maple leaf1
#141meat paste1,337
#690mugcake1
#2716pet rock1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#2213porquoise1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2037pretty flower1
#1536razor-tipped yo-yo3
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#115sane hatrack1
#975seal tooth2
#422severed rocking horse head1
#833spooky hockey mask2
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#841star5
#175star buckler2
#734star chart5
#460star crossbow1
#422star hat2
#170star pants2
#288star shirt1
#280star starfish1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#1564toy mercenary2
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#728urinal cake1
#1849valuable trinket9
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#412wad of dough99
#113wang50
#1538wheel1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 1,953 items total!

what items are this player missing?