| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #224 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #275 | candy stake | 19 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #15 | cheap studded belt | 2,899 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #325 | gingerbread horror | 16 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #235 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 26 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #141 | personalized birthday cake | 11 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #880 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #206 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #367 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #682 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #408 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
| #514 | spooky wooden block | 13 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #508 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #217 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #630 | tooth | 6 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |