| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #414 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #291 | cheap cigar butt | 5 |
| #674 | crazy little Turkish delight | 6 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #868 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #859 | empty agua de vida bottle | 53 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1079 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #586 | mummy wrapping | 10 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #48 | palm-frond net | 3 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #606 | petrified wood | 12 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #900 | spooky sap | 2 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #524 | tattered scrap of paper | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2667 | toast | 17 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #15 | unspeakable lozenges | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |