| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #458 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #173 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1335 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #198 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #258 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1053 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #574 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #539 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #773 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #177 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #900 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #182 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1806 | badass belt | 30 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #706 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #294 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #339 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #324 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #320 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #394 | gold wedding ring | 13 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #698 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #564 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #241 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #1086 | old sweatpants | 35 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #449 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #436 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1210 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #222 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #437 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #452 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #419 | wrench bracelet | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |