| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #455 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #171 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #537 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #175 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #178 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #295 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #338 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #390 | gold wedding ring | 13 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #238 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #767 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #1077 | old sweatpants | 35 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #439 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #438 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #421 | wrench bracelet | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |