| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #383 | Cloaca grenade | 44 |
| #582 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #413 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 120 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #878 | brine | 14 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #869 | dill | 32 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #823 | googly eye | 15 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #966 | vinegar | 24 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |