| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #385 | Cloaca grenade | 44 |
| #583 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #260 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #414 | Dyspepsi grenade | 32 |
| #514 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 120 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #878 | brine | 14 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #869 | dill | 32 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #341 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #825 | googly eye | 15 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #163 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #966 | vinegar | 24 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |