| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #430 | CRIMBCO mug | 29 |
| #279 | CRIMBCO wine | 26 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #220 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 26 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1415 | box of sunshine | 128 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #429 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #638 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #1024 | grue egg | 26 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #158 | motivational poster | 24 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #125 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #697 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #81 | peach pie | 10 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #857 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #447 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #133 | slow jam collection | 28 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #3084 | toast | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #939 | white candy heart | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #850 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |