Tergon

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#148Ambitious Turkey1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#935Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#430CRIMBCO mug29
#279CRIMBCO wine26
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#12Crimbo hat1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3211Crimbuck1
#220Dickory Farms Gift Basket26
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#193bath ball gift set24
#282beanbag chair1
#673beer helmet1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
#552black forest ham1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#464black spot1
#727black sword1
#918black-and-blue light1
#1654blood flower1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#941blue plasma ball1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#141bow staff1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1415box of sunshine128
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#545can of fake snow1
🥈carbonite visor1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#997cheap toaster2
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#72chitinous pod1
#576chloroform rag1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
🥉control crystal1
#850cornuthaum1
#113crotchety pants1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#618depantsing bomb1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#41devil's-food cake1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#429divine noisemaker5
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#1641easter egg balloon14
#871empty blowgun1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#210gingham blouse1
#273glittery mascara1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#638green candy heart11
#1024grue egg26
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#463heart-shaped balloon12
#684hot date1
#426icy-hot katana1
#304interesting-looking twig1
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#41jingle bell1
🥈laser cannon1
#999lavender candy heart2
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#405llama lama gong1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#377los chinos1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#108misfit dolly1
#47monstrous monocle1
#158motivational poster24
#992mummy costume1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#125natty blue ascot3
#858ninja hot pants1
#2222old sweatpants1
#697orange candy heart12
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#213palm-frond whip1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#81peach pie10
#307pig-iron helm1
#857pink candy heart4
🥇pirate hook1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#262plump juicy grub1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#447pork elf goodies sack15
#1433portable corkscrew1
#321psycho sweater1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#9red traffic cone1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1773robotronic egg4
#638round purple sunglasses1
#103scissor duck1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
🥈set of Unobtainium straps1
#210set of jacks1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#133slow jam collection28
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#803snowboarder pants1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#148spice melange1
#542spooky hockey mask3
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1967stuffed martini1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#593supportive bra1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#25time sword2
#42time trousers1
#834tiny bottle of absinthe3
#3084toast2
#478tree skirt1
#247tulip2
#896vorpal blade1
#939white candy heart3
#91willowy bonnet1
#615witch hat1
#1245wolf mask1
#1027wolfman mask1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#850yellow candy heart9
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 747 items total!

what items are this player missing?