| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #430 | CRIMBCO mug | 29 |
| #280 | CRIMBCO wine | 26 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #220 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 26 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1409 | box of sunshine | 128 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #428 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #159 | motivational poster | 24 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #700 | orange candy heart | 12 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #80 | peach pie | 10 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #132 | slow jam collection | 28 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #837 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #940 | white candy heart | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #852 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |