| #614 | Amulet of Yendor | 29 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #133 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 65 |
| #735 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #408 | Crimboween memo | 24 |
| #64 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 11 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #34 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 46 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #264 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #25 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #74 | Knob stuffed shells | 39 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #105 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 16 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Wand of Nagamar | 620 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #168 | arrow'd heart balloon | 4 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #726 | badass belt | 70 |
| #801 | bag of airline peanuts | 33 |
| #201 | blood flower | 53 |
| #18 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 4 |
| #21 | bottle of goofballs | 581 |
| #144 | bottle of tequila | 265 |
| #179 | bottle of vodka | 172 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #640 | boxed wine | 18 |
| #705 | brick | 50 |
| #67 | broken cellular phone | 101 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #58 | cheap toaster | 26 |
| #72 | cherry | 210 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #658 | clown hammer | 40 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #588 | defective skull | 34 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #289 | easter egg balloon | 68 |
| #282 | empty blowgun | 9 |
| #529 | encoder ring | 26 |
| #819 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
| #738 | fake fake vomit | 39 |
| #628 | fake hand | 43 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #214 | fine wine | 39 |
| #65 | fuzzy dice | 29 |
| #47 | gingerbread horror | 115 |
| #10 | gnoll teeth | 1,852 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #897 | grue egg | 30 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #26 | heart of rock and roll | 24 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #492 | jazz soap | 61 |
| #640 | joybuzzer | 45 |
| #119 | lime | 165 |
| #51 | loaded serum blowgun | 52 |
| #283 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #24 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 4 |
| #570 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 52 |
| 🥈 | meat from yesterday | 32,729 |
| #112 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 5 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #791 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 24 |
| #799 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 33 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #781 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #6 | severed rocking horse head | 51 |
| #60 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 115 |
| #113 | shot of orange schnapps | 60 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #218 | spooky cosmetics bag | 10 |
| 🥉 | spooky sapling | 133 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #166 | stainless steel shillelagh | 16 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #289 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3609 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2293 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #146 | stuffed yo-yo | 5 |
| #65 | tequila with training wheels | 26 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #877 | toast | 777 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #727 | whoopie cushion | 41 |
| #566 | wind-up chattering teeth | 57 |
| #585 | x-ray specs | 31 |
| #861 | yellow snowcone | 35 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |