| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #624 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #983 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #818 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #139 | baconstone bracelet | 5 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #102 | box of sunshine | 4,145 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #117 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #787 | useless powder | 88 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |