| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1077 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #623 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #984 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #605 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1309 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #521 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #281 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #139 | baconstone bracelet | 5 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1322 | badass belt | 42 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #102 | box of sunshine | 4,145 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1342 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #117 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #1850 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #96 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #787 | useless powder | 88 |
| #909 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |