| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #160 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 41 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 16 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,008 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #117 | crystalline cheer | 959 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #212 | fudgecule | 12,142 |
| #13 | hardened slime belt | 9 |
| #8 | hardened slime hat | 10 |
| #11 | hardened slime pants | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 23 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 11 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #134 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 15 |
| #262 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 16 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 24 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 14 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 6 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 23 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #203 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 21 |
| #260 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 16 |
| #161 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 26 |
| #206 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 20 |
| #269 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 16 |
| #214 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 20 |
| #154 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 25 |
| #275 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 16 |
| #387 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #193 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 22 |
| #269 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #276 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #265 | tiny plastic moneybee | 16 |
| #110 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 33 |
| #358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #156 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 14 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #172 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |