| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #420 | Bonerdagon necklace | 28 |
| #406 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #780 | badass belt | 67 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1466 | duct tape | 9 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #321 | easter egg balloon | 64 |
| #344 | filthy lucre | 105 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #418 | grue egg | 61 |
| #235 | half-orchid | 10 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #439 | worthless gewgaw | 9 |