| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 10 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #612 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #21 | El Vibrato drone | 5 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2145 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #26 | astronaut ice-cream | 15 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #576 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3786 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #423 | brick | 91 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #831 | duct tape | 29 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #521 | hobo nickel | 417 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 26,180 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |