epithet

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#11181-ball2
#6012-ball6
#8843-ball3
#5094-ball8
#10765-ball2
#14256-ball1
#3827-Foot Dwarven mattock7
#7187-ball5
#8668-ball16
#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#176Angry Farmer's Wife Candy7
#246Bit O' Ectoplasm10
#301Blackfly Chardonnay11
#1733Cloaca grenade1
#757Cloaca-Cola helmet3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#864Cold Hots candy3
#213Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket5
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#305Crimboween memo29
#1963Crown of the Goblin King9
#724Daffy Taffy38
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#636Dr. Hobo's scalpel5
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#459Feynman gate22
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#364Gummi-Gnauga6
#41Kentucky-fried meat sword3
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#656Knob Goblin elite helm4
#625Knob Goblin elite polearm4
#592Knob Goblin elite shirt6
#231Knob Goblin harem veil19
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#332Knob Goblin melon baller5
#371Knob Goblin scimitar26
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#576Knob Goblin visor5
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#414Mohawk wig18
#632Mr. Mediocrebar85
#467Now and Earlier5
#290Orcish baseball cap11
#210Orcish frat-paddle16
#257Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket3
#619Rock Pops87
#1139Scalp of Gorgolok3
#927Senior Mints3
#502Snow Queen Crown3
#129Spirit Precipice1
#403Steal This Candy4
#669Sugar Cog1
#986Tasty Fun Good rice candy24
#574Tiki lighter1
#739Wint-O-Fresh mint12
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1233Yummy Tummy bean117
#185alphabet gum10
#1252ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#888antique greaves1
#413antique hand mirror5
#898antique helmet1
#582antique shield5
#949antique spear1
#433asbestos apron1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#180asbestos sword4
#643asshat1
#803astronaut pants9
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#630ballroom blintz1
#121bamboo bokuto2
#60barskin cloak2
#153barskin hat4
#98basic meat fez1
#35basic meat foon2
#72basic meat helmet4
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#606batblade2
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#117big stick4
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#288bit-o-cactus11
#469black & tan2
#300black forest cake10
#290black forest ham7
#317black pepper6
#287black pudding9
#667black shield1
#357bottle of Monsieur Bubble13
#200bottle of Pinot Renoir8
#252bottle of Vangoghbitussin3
#1329bottle of gin1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1334boxed wine1
#273broken sword11
#590bronze breastplate1
#58bubblewrap sword2
#59buffalo blade2
#424bugbear beanie12
#489bum cheek20
#510bunch of bananas6
#181can of maces6
#558candied kobold5
#273candy brain13
#284candy cane135
#2398candy stake3
#336capacitor relay35
#280carbon nanotube frame47
#55cardboard sword2
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#998cheap toaster2
#262chef's hat42
#253chintzy seal pendant4
#233chocolate filthy lucre25
#672chopsticks2
#133chrome helmet turtle2
#429chrome staff1
#178chrome sword5
#158chunk of depleted Grimacite65
#102clockwork hat1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#202clownskin harness1
#176coconut bikini top1
#214coffin lid7
#295cog101
#778cold ninja mask1
#270cornuthaum25
#191cranberries189
#706crowbarrr1
#585dance card1
#257dead guy's watch30
#380dehydrated caviar9
#164demonskin jacket1
#217denim axe2
#57dense meat sword2
#498desiccated apricot6
#989disco ball14
#878disco mask16
#463disintegrating quill pen9
#48draggin' ball hat239
#981drywall axe9
#108duct tape shirt1
#702dwarf bread5
#228eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest3
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#379eXtreme scarf7
#312eggnog56
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#676eyepatch5
#56f3d0r4269
#329fancy bath salts37
#885fancy dress ball11
#303fez of etymology1
#325filthy hippy poncho1
#440filthy knitted dread sack10
#602filthy pestle1
#1137fire3
#465flaming crutch10
#101floral print shirt3
#444flute of flat champagne11
#251foie gras6
#430foolscap fool's cap5
#271foon1
#99football helmet1
#428frilly shirt1
#597frozen nunchaku2
#398fruitcake55
#355ga-ga radio5
#840ghost cucumber47
#178ghuol ears110
#214ghuol egg110
#167ghuol guolash71
#544giant discarded bottlecap9
#552giant needle39
#738giant pinky ring19
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#388gingerbread bugbear62
#211gingham blouse1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#302goat beard19
#295gob of wet hair57
#2386golden ring15
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#575goth kid t-shirt5
#194grass hat1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#751grouchy restless spirit4
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#184halfberd3
#519handful of hand chalk37
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#663helmet turtle48
#1241herb brownies1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#264honey-dipped locust10
#38hot stuffing11
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#529inkwell3
#447ion grid27
#834ion-pulse modulation stabilizer2
#73irate sombrero38
#545jar of swamp gas50
#506keg shield1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1537killing feather31
#2638laser-broiled pear7
#496leather mask6
#132lihc eye197
#121lihc face66
#456linoleum crossbow1
#44linoleum helmet turtle3
#437linoleum staff1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#249loose teeth257
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#76maiden wig50
#270maple syrup19
#47meat cowboy hat3
#65meatloaf helmet2
#543mesh cap2
#373miner's helmet7
#205miniature stuffed Goth Giant3
#280mullet wig5
#629ninja mop1
#378old coin purse11
#360old leather wallet12
#650orange and black Crimboween candy3
#642orange glowstick3
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#153outrageous sombrero1
#612oversized fish scaler8
#823pail10
#238palm-frond cloak1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#100pentacorn hat1
#2716pet rock1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#681pirate shirt1
#266pitchfork11
#163pixel hat2
#72pixel shield1
#408pixellated candy heart37
#315polyalloy shield9
#1184pool cue1
#2221possessed top1
#53powdered toad horn8
#618prehistoric spear6
#319ram stick7
#100raspberry beret1
#270ravioli hat119
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#843reverse-oscillating klystron2
#142rhinestone cowboy shirt3
#428ridiculously huge sword24
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1545robotronic egg8
#2354rogue swarmer13
#138rusty grave robbing shovel38
#494sabre teeth10
#520safarrri hat2
#156safety vest1
#2350sawblade fragment10
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#104sequined fez1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#331shiny butcherknife2
#294shot of grapefruit schnapps11
#294shot of orange schnapps11
#292shot of tomato schnapps11
#53shuddersword2
#892silver shrimp fork1
#771skeleton bone22
#942skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#131smart skull171
#349snake shield1
#445snifter of thoroughly aged brandy15
#241snorkel4
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#91souvenir ski t-shirt9
#480spectral pickle23
#625spiked femur2
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#713spooky felt12
#570spooky length of string18
#60spooky staff11
#730spooky stick6
#827spooky stuffing6
#422spork3
#250spring101
#268sprocket101
#545stale baguette1
#854stalk of asparagus1
#422star hat2
#288star shirt1
#309star staff1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#338stolen accordion142
#1708stringy sinew2
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#6272stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#777stuffed alien blob9
#5252stuffed angry cow6
#5352stuffed astral badger6
#4331stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#5807stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#5825stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#278stuffed ghuol whelp5
#6332stuffed hand turkey4
#5304stuffed mind flayer6
#324stuffed ninja snowman15
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#7030stuffed scary death orb3
#1395stuffed shoulder parrot14
#7049stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#6334stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#148stuffed spooky mushroom49
#247stuffed stab bat1
#5738stuffed stinky gravy fairy5
#4298stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#152stuffed yeti1
#554stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#52styrofoam sword2
#175suede shortsword1
#456sugar-coated pine cone3
#391supportive bra3
#285sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#438tattered scrap of paper8
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#8194tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8255tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8130tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8178tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8099tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8223tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8191tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8130tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#8202tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8115tiny plastic mosquito1
#4347tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8162tiny plastic stab bat1
#8140tiny plastic star starfish1
#4483tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#361titanium assault umbrella25
#186toothbrush9
#1791toothsome rock3
#1222towel4
#1359toy crazy train4
#1689toy jet pack2
#2127toy mercenary1
#1194toy ray gun5
#838toy space helmet9
#3146tree-eating kite1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#668vampire collar1
#950vampire duck-on-a-string9
#332viking helmet34
#342vorpal blade15
#649wheel5
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#314white satin shield5
#122white snakeskin duster1
#118wholeberd1
#512wicker shield1
#650wolf mask13
#132wonderwall shield11
#61wooden salad bowl2
#176yak anorak1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1065yo7

Wow, that's 5,427 items total!

what items are this player missing?