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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
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| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #672 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #524 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| #143 | buckler buckle | 3 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #766 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #813 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #1327 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1204 | defective skull | 5 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1137 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1235 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #980 | fake hand | 17 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1060 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1251 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1246 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #722 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #1204 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1193 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 12 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #516 | mushroom fermenting solution | 17 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1159 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1236 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1467 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #129 | whip kit | 3 |
| #1192 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1274 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1442 | yellow snowcone | 9 |