| #412 | Amulet of Yendor | 53 |
| #259 | Dramatic™ range | 5 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #327 | bag of airline peanuts | 92 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1192 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #43 | begpwnia | 309 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #544 | brick | 69 |
| #440 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 21 |
| #570 | candied yams | 16 |
| #345 | candy brain | 10 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #505 | clown hammer | 55 |
| #424 | defective skull | 54 |
| #43 | dehydrated caviar | 334 |
| #359 | easter egg balloon | 58 |
| #522 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #224 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 243 |
| #402 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 72 |
| #504 | fake fake vomit | 65 |
| #335 | fake hand | 83 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #57 | flute of flat champagne | 391 |
| #100 | foie gras | 20 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #526 | grue egg | 49 |
| #55 | half-orchid | 207 |
| #380 | herbal stuffing | 21 |
| #272 | iGoogly | 98 |
| #418 | jazz soap | 71 |
| #512 | joybuzzer | 59 |
| #267 | ketchup hound | 20 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #75 | lesser grodulated violet | 200 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #309 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 93 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #188 | monomolecular yo-yo | 365 |
| #605 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 4 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #329 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 82 |
| #344 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 89 |
| #524 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #60 | poutine | 384 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #207 | radium-flavored potato chips | 304 |
| #480 | roll of toilet paper | 180 |
| #519 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #1557 | saucepan | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #172 | stuffed alien blob | 33 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #2020 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #162 | stuffed can of asparagus | 102 |
| #1975 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2466 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #227 | stuffed gray blob | 200 |
| #2292 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2074 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2213 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #947 | stuffing | 9 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #274 | teddy borg | 40 |
| #68 | tin magnolia | 251 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 15 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #913 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #497 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #505 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #394 | tofurkey gravy | 22 |
| #394 | tofurkey leg | 22 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #73 | upsy daisy | 205 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #519 | whoopie cushion | 62 |
| #582 | wind-up chattering teeth | 55 |
| #205 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 270 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #410 | x-ray specs | 52 |
| #472 | yellow snowcone | 71 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |