| #368 | Cloaca grenade | 49 |
| #146 | Cloaca-Cola | 291 |
| #174 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 21 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #64 | Dyspepsi grenade | 175 |
| #452 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 140 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1578 | Rock Pops | 19 |
| #128 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 33 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #837 | Yummy Tummy bean | 210 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7 | astronaut ice-cream | 39 |
| #246 | ball | 26 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #94 | bubblewrap ore | 30 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #129 | cardboard ore | 19 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #548 | dill | 74 |
| #233 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 4 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #114 | duck-on-a-string | 17 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #541 | ghost cucumber | 83 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #91 | kite | 70 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #166 | marionette | 10 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #171 | pet rock | 44 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #219 | portable corkscrew | 27 |
| #144 | rag doll | 13 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #18 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 919 |
| #672 | scroll of pasta summoning | 13 |
| #287 | sock monkey | 10 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #667 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #375 | stuffed doppelshifter | 39 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2373 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #91 | styrofoam ore | 30 |
| #362 | sugar-coated pine cone | 5 |
| #52 | teddy bear | 100 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #97 | toy train | 16 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #501 | vinegar | 80 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | yo-yo | 361 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |