| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #28 | Hell broth | 21 |
| #33 | Knob mushroom | 1,000 |
| #27 | Knob sausage | 1,000 |
| #11 | Knob stroganoff | 100 |
| #35 | Knob stuffed shells | 100 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #23 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 500 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #13 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 54 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #17 | awful poetry journal | 31,337 |
| #37 | bätzle | 100 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1384 | candy cane | 23 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #209 | dry noodles | 740 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #143 | goat cheese | 242 |
| #42 | hellion cube | 280 |
| #79 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 20 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #16 | menudo ravioli | 100 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | ratini | 100 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #122 | scrumptious reagent | 1,331 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 68 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 68 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 28 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 50 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 40 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 52 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #216 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 61 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Felonia | 35 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic G Imp | 72 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 81 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 68 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Hellion | 51 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 72 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 42 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 75 |
| #92 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 64 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 59 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 59 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 64 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 73 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 60 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 68 |
| #81 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 44 |
| #98 | tiny plastic The Man | 34 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 58 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 56 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 33 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 59 |
| #219 | tiny plastic angry goat | 66 |
| #79 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 66 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 72 |
| #105 | tiny plastic astronomer | 56 |
| #205 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 69 |
| #219 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 64 |
| #90 | tiny plastic beanbat | 61 |
| #100 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 26 |
| #208 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 67 |
| #60 | tiny plastic blooper | 78 |
| #107 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 57 |
| #68 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 78 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 81 |
| #181 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 72 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 43 |
| #106 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 54 |
| #94 | tiny plastic demoninja | 62 |
| #234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
| #102 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 58 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 69 |
| #85 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 66 |
| #62 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 85 |
| #103 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 59 |
| #175 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 77 |
| #177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 76 |
| #176 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 81 |
| #92 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 63 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic goth giant | 76 |
| #171 | tiny plastic grue | 76 |
| #76 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 71 |
| #192 | tiny plastic hermit | 17 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 91 |
| #179 | tiny plastic killer bee | 77 |
| #80 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 69 |
| #201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 67 |
| #166 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 81 |
| #58 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 78 |
| #164 | tiny plastic mosquito | 81 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 69 |
| #160 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 20 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #219 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 68 |
| #153 | tiny plastic sauceror | 21 |
| #74 | tiny plastic scary clown | 77 |
| #184 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 19 |
| #85 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 66 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 72 |
| #103 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 58 |
| #185 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 76 |
| #112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 55 |
| #165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 83 |
| #172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 76 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #97 | tiny plastic taco cat | 60 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 51 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #124 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 26 |
| #77 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 78 |
| #71 | tiny plastic warwelf | 65 |
| #97 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 62 |
| #73 | tiny plastic zmobie | 68 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #70 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 49 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |