| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #470 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #242 | blood flower | 43 |
| #1474 | candy cane | 21 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #337 | capacitor relay | 35 |
| #371 | carbon nanotube frame | 32 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1291 | eggnog | 9 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #92 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 36 |
| #245 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #506 | fancy dress ball | 25 |
| #250 | felt | 32 |
| #384 | fire | 15 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #971 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #479 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
| #235 | googly eye | 62 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #96 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #568 | ion grid | 20 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #143 | length of string | 78 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #277 | marionette | 6 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #222 | possessed top | 25 |
| #248 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #24 | questionable taco | 20 |
| #380 | rag doll | 6 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #102 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 96 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #167 | spooky felt | 60 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #682 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #228 | spooky wooden block | 34 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #243 | stringy sinew | 43 |
| #127 | stuffing | 66 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #407 | toy crazy train | 24 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #310 | toy mercenary | 24 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #100 | toy wheel | 78 |
| #587 | tree-eating kite | 55 |
| #45 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #397 | wooden block | 8 |
| #95 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |