| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #472 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #242 | blood flower | 43 |
| #1473 | candy cane | 21 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #336 | capacitor relay | 35 |
| #370 | carbon nanotube frame | 32 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #92 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 36 |
| #244 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #506 | fancy dress ball | 25 |
| #249 | felt | 32 |
| #381 | fire | 15 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #972 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #478 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
| #233 | googly eye | 62 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #95 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #569 | ion grid | 20 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #143 | length of string | 78 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #277 | marionette | 6 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #221 | possessed top | 25 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #24 | questionable taco | 20 |
| #379 | rag doll | 6 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #101 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 96 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #167 | spooky felt | 60 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #227 | spooky wooden block | 34 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #242 | stringy sinew | 43 |
| #127 | stuffing | 66 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #407 | toy crazy train | 24 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #310 | toy mercenary | 24 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #100 | toy wheel | 78 |
| #586 | tree-eating kite | 55 |
| #45 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #394 | wooden block | 8 |
| #94 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |