| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #222 | BURT | 132 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #478 | Chroner | 10 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #330 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 28 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 93 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 90 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #39 | bunny liver | 223 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #37 | donated booze | 757 |
| #32 | donated candy | 794 |
| #34 | donated food | 736 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #290 | fat loot token | 6 |
| #894 | filthy lucre | 35 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #322 | green clay bead | 29 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #350 | old sweatpants | 205 |
| #144 | ornate picture frame | 16 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #275 | pink clay bead | 62 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #366 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #463 | worthless gewgaw | 8 |
| #399 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #317 | worthless trinket | 11 |