#1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
#1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
#885 | 3-ball | 3 |
#1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
#1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
#1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
#1424 | 8-ball | 6 |
#239 | Angry Farmer candy | 611 |
#480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
#932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#81 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 163 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
#1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
#116 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 18 |
#203 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 11 |
#444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
#262 | Cloaca grenade | 67 |
#362 | Cloaca-Cola | 104 |
#456 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
#1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
#757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
#695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
#612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
#2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
#69 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 222 |
#636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
#251 | Dyspepsi grenade | 55 |
#1078 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 33 |
#999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
#436 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
#233 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
#567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
#332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
#808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
#92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
#680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#53 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 25 |
#81 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 161 |
#38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#77 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 158 |
#693 | Mad Train wine | 92 |
#172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
#164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
#177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
#195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
#190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
#570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
#170 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 366 |
#61 | Now and Earlier | 104 |
#422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
#340 | Rock Pops | 148 |
#45 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 24 |
#85 | Sugar Cog | 44 |
#261 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 248 |
#310 | Trollhouse cookies | 125 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#739 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
#771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
#1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
#1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
#111 | aspirin | 7 |
#230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
#2042 | ball | 1 |
#247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#254 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
#931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#330 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
#659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
#622 | blood flower | 10 |
#266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
#487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
#714 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
#1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
#3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#422 | bum cheek | 31 |
#204 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
#113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
#310 | can of maces | 3 |
#944 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
#1280 | candied yams | 6 |
#1727 | candy cane | 16 |
#1326 | candy stake | 5 |
#170 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 32 |
#939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
#897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
#854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
#701 | corpsetini | 7 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#464 | dance card | 2 |
#262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
#1263 | doll house | 2 |
#395 | double daisy | 1 |
#905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
#690 | eggnog | 25 |
#114 | evil golden arch | 115 |
#355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
#1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#416 | f3d0r4 | 13 |
#112 | fancy chocolate | 20 |
#1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
#222 | felt | 36 |
#1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
#30 | full meat tank | 44 |
#1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
#1464 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
#261 | glowing red eye | 78 |
#249 | gnauga hide | 22 |
#467 | googly eye | 29 |
#882 | green balloon | 1 |
#294 | grouchy restless spirit | 54 |
#1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
#2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
#885 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
#1969 | killing feather | 20 |
#1688 | kite | 2 |
#771 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
#261 | laser-broiled pear | 33 |
#1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
#435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
#488 | length of string | 24 |
#513 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#412 | mafia aria | 57 |
#242 | marionette | 7 |
#413 | marshmallow | 39 |
#865 | marzipan skull | 6 |
#229 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 12 |
#932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#400 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
#1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
#118 | meatcar model | 5 |
#105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
#500 | mugcake | 2 |
#707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
#385 | nanite-infested eggnog | 12 |
#400 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
#376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
#657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
#1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#69 | oil of stability | 16 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#1315 | pail | 3 |
#935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
#598 | paperclip | 57 |
#2716 | pet rock | 1 |
#104 | petrified time | 4 |
#747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
#503 | pile of candy | 12 |
#208 | pixellated candy heart | 86 |
#531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
#380 | portable photocopier | 18 |
#558 | potted cactus | 2 |
#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
#464 | puce plastic oyster egg | 8 |
#931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
#890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#531 | rag doll | 4 |
#470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
#30 | red plastic oyster egg | 88 |
#432 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
#845 | red snowcone | 1 |
#639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
#814 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
#353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
#376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
#164 | ring of fire resistance | 3 |
#861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
#203 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
#654 | roasted marshmallow | 30 |
#684 | robotronic egg | 42 |
#1443 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
#388 | sewer nuggets | 24 |
#694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
#1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
#211 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 750 |
#1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
#1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
#682 | spork | 1 |
#1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#252 | string of blue beads | 41 |
#278 | string of green beads | 39 |
#266 | string of red beads | 39 |
#8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
#7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
#1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
#8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
#3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
#7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
#664 | stuffing | 13 |
#298 | super-spiky hair gel | 297 |
#355 | support cummerbund | 20 |
#203 | tasket | 2 |
#1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#614 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
#1220 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
#1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
#420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
#405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
#1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
#645 | tiny plastic angry goat | 26 |
#731 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 24 |
#849 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 21 |
#2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
#633 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
#635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
#1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
#526 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
#537 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 30 |
#365 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 41 |
#649 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 26 |
#776 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
#578 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
#816 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
#611 | tiny plastic killer bee | 27 |
#720 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 24 |
#536 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 31 |
#1045 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
#1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
#602 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 28 |
#327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
#278 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 14 |
#788 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
#766 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
#730 | tiny plastic star starfish | 23 |
#1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
#452 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
#137 | tisket | 3 |
#1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
#1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
#766 | top | 6 |
#702 | toy soldier | 2 |
#1384 | toy train | 1 |
#347 | toy wheel | 27 |
#193 | tree skirt | 2 |
#240 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#2125 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
#34 | whiskey sour | 101 |
#903 | white balloon | 1 |
#311 | white lightning | 38 |
#118 | wooden block | 25 |
#161 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
#852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#1511 | yo-yo | 7 |
#610 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |