| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #9 | Charleston shoes | 2 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbo crystal shards | 59 |
| #21 | Crimbo dinner | 52 |
| #21 | Crimbo food scraps | 489 |
| #36 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 100 |
| #27 | Crimbosmopolitan | 52 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 26 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 3 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 726 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 38 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #202 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 16 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 53 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 37 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 9 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 54 |
| #93 | Elf Army machine parts | 16 |
| #37 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,745 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #5 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 68 |
| #18 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 27 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #10 | Elf Guard honor present | 29 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 11 |
| #25 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 11 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 28 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #26 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 38 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #13 | Engorged Sausages and You | 2 |
| #67 | Jamaican coffee | 4 |
| #18 | Kelflar vest | 15 |
| #52 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 40 |
| #63 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #28 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #22 | Neverending Party guest pass | 5 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Swedish coffee | 11 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 68 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 11 |
| #29 | Trainbot circuitry | 213 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #62 | Trainbot linkages | 38 |
| #15 | Trainbot luggage hook | 8 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #43 | Trainbot servomotors | 99 |
| #75 | Trainbot slag | 90 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #43 | Twelve Night Energy | 19 |
| #20 | Yorick | 2 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #37 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #39 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| #9 | bullet necklace | 1 |
| #41 | candied lime | 4 |
| #39 | cannonbomb | 16 |
| #22 | canteen of eggnog | 6 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #14 | cinnamon machine oil | 1,184 |
| #30 | clerical automa-core | 2 |
| #19 | corned beet | 9 |
| #21 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 597 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #50 | flask of egggrog | 4 |
| #38 | flat cider | 2 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #38 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 4 |
| #78 | gingerbread nylons | 6 |
| #50 | gingerbread pirate | 4 |
| #9 | glob of extra-green chlorophyll | 6 |
| #27 | grog nuts | 22 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #20 | honey-drenched ham slice | 437 |
| #53 | hot wine | 4 |
| #40 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #70 | huge bowl of candy | 33 |
| #8 | iFlail | 4 |
| #8 | iShield | 2 |
| #50 | industrially-crushed ice | 67 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #6 | massive wrench | 13 |
| #28 | military-grade peppermint oil | 23 |
| #15 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 517 |
| #30 | mulled wine | 6 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #37 | officer's nog | 15 |
| #24 | old-school pirate grog | 18 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #26 | pegfinger | 18 |
| #25 | peppermint bomb | 12 |
| #42 | peppermint tack | 22 |
| #14 | pet anchor | 15 |
| #91 | pickled bread | 4 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #12 | portable Othello set | 2 |
| #26 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #39 | prank Crimbo card | 5 |
| #8 | prohie's hat | 3 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #6 | rare oboe | 5 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #65 | red and white claret | 6 |
| #20 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #65 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #32 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 13 |
| #89 | salted mutton | 4 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #5 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 48 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #45 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #24 | shipwright's hammer | 14 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #55 | steamed oyster | 58 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #43 | sugarplum ration | 11 |
| #42 | sundae ration | 15 |
| #17 | time shuriken | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #35 | trick coin | 7 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #45 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #34 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 22 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #24 | whalegun | 2 |
| #76 | whalesteak | 5 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #10 | white earbuds | 2 |
| #16 | wooly loincloth | 2 |
| #15 | yabba dabba doo rag | 2 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |