| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #51 | Brandonian footlocker key | 38 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #11 | Charleston shoes | 2 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbo crystal shards | 59 |
| #21 | Crimbo dinner | 52 |
| #21 | Crimbo food scraps | 489 |
| #36 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 100 |
| #27 | Crimbosmopolitan | 52 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 26 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 3 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 726 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 38 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #250 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 16 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 53 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 37 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 9 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 54 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #109 | Elf Army machine parts | 16 |
| #34 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,745 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #5 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 68 |
| #18 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 27 |
| #33 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #10 | Elf Guard honor present | 29 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 11 |
| #29 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 11 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 28 |
| #52 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #37 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #32 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 38 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #14 | Engorged Sausages and You | 2 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #76 | Jamaican coffee | 4 |
| #20 | Kelflar vest | 15 |
| #54 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 40 |
| #36 | LIDAR candle | 78 |
| #70 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #32 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #23 | Neverending Party guest pass | 5 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #19 | Spirit of Christmas | 452 |
| #4 | Spirit of Easter | 3,341 |
| #12 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1,179 |
| #7 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 3,817 |
| #40 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 288 |
| #18 | Swedish coffee | 11 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 68 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #28 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 11 |
| #31 | Trainbot circuitry | 213 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #66 | Trainbot linkages | 38 |
| #15 | Trainbot luggage hook | 8 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #44 | Trainbot servomotors | 99 |
| #76 | Trainbot slag | 90 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #43 | Twelve Night Energy | 21 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #22 | Yorick | 2 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #36 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #36 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| #11 | bullet necklace | 1 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #46 | candied lime | 4 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #47 | cannonbomb | 16 |
| #23 | canteen of eggnog | 6 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #14 | cinnamon machine oil | 1,184 |
| #36 | clerical automa-core | 2 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #9 | coney haunch | 689 |
| #24 | corned beet | 9 |
| #22 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 106 |
| #11 | dark chocolate egg | 387 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #20 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 597 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #99 | fermenting powder | 74 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #58 | flask of egggrog | 4 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #25 | four-leaf potato sprout | 138 |
| #38 | fragile Christmas ornament | 42 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #44 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 4 |
| #90 | gingerbread nylons | 6 |
| #56 | gingerbread pirate | 4 |
| #11 | glob of extra-green chlorophyll | 6 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #27 | grog nuts | 22 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #24 | half-digested rat | 225 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #21 | honey-drenched ham slice | 437 |
| #62 | hot wine | 4 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #70 | huge bowl of candy | 33 |
| #9 | iFlail | 4 |
| #10 | iShield | 2 |
| #51 | industrially-crushed ice | 67 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #35 | lip soup | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #6 | massive wrench | 13 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #5 | messenger bag RNA | 1 |
| #29 | military-grade peppermint oil | 23 |
| #14 | moai toai | 412 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #16 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 517 |
| #30 | mulled wine | 6 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #38 | officer's nog | 15 |
| #25 | old-school pirate grog | 18 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #28 | pegfinger | 18 |
| #28 | peppermint bomb | 12 |
| #44 | peppermint tack | 22 |
| #13 | pet anchor | 15 |
| #105 | pickled bread | 4 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #13 | portable Othello set | 2 |
| #25 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #48 | prank Crimbo card | 5 |
| #8 | prohie's hat | 3 |
| #19 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 38 |
| #19 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 39 |
| #18 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 234 |
| #18 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 31 |
| #20 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 44 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #109 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #40 | ragged wool yarn | 71 |
| #6 | rare oboe | 5 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #67 | red and white claret | 6 |
| #21 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #66 | rotten tomato | 2 |
| #36 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 13 |
| #99 | salted mutton | 4 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #5 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 48 |
| #127 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #29 | shipwright's hammer | 14 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #58 | steamed oyster | 58 |
| #39 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #51 | sugarplum ration | 11 |
| #46 | sundae ration | 15 |
| #40 | synaptic soup | 1 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #18 | time shuriken | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #42 | traumatic holiday memory | 41 |
| #37 | trick coin | 7 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #40 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 22 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #27 | whalegun | 2 |
| #81 | whalesteak | 5 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #11 | white earbuds | 2 |
| #16 | wooly loincloth | 2 |
| #16 | yabba dabba doo rag | 2 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |