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| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
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| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
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| #1866 | Rock Pops | 12 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1315 | Yummy Tummy bean | 105 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
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| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
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| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #320 | herb brownies | 87 |
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| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |