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| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #44 | Feynman gate | 298 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #125 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 75 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #87 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 43 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #113 | astronaut pants | 75 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #353 | black paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #312 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
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| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #335 | brine | 59 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #38 | capacitor relay | 331 |
| #50 | carbon nanotube frame | 338 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #266 | dill | 137 |
| #72 | disturbing fanfic | 4,312 |
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| #403 | evil teddy bear | 35 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #226 | fancy dress ball | 68 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #354 | ghost cucumber | 123 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
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| #49 | ion grid | 326 |
| #122 | killer rag doll | 20 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #382 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #43 | logic synthesizer | 348 |
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| #399 | mafia aria | 60 |
| #480 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #291 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1345 | monomolecular yo-yo | 8 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #193 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #112 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #145 | possessed top | 38 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #179 | prehistoric spear | 20 |
| #324 | puce paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #176 | puce plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #516 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #259 | scroll of pasta summoning | 58 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #190 | strange shiny disc | 30 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #314 | toy crazy train | 31 |
| #109 | toy jet pack | 75 |
| #188 | toy mercenary | 39 |
| #135 | toy ray gun | 76 |
| #125 | toy space helmet | 75 |
| #242 | tree-eating kite | 152 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #487 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 21 |
| #280 | vinegar | 138 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #414 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #346 | yo | 28 |