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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #637 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #44 | Feynman gate | 298 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #125 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 75 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #87 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 43 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #113 | astronaut pants | 75 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #353 | black paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #701 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #312 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #580 | blue striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #335 | brine | 59 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #38 | capacitor relay | 331 |
| #50 | carbon nanotube frame | 338 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #266 | dill | 137 |
| #72 | disturbing fanfic | 4,312 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #403 | evil teddy bear | 35 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #226 | fancy dress ball | 68 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #354 | ghost cucumber | 123 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #96 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #49 | ion grid | 326 |
| #122 | killer rag doll | 20 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #382 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #43 | logic synthesizer | 348 |
| #103 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 26 |
| #399 | mafia aria | 60 |
| #481 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #292 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1345 | monomolecular yo-yo | 8 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #193 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #112 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #145 | possessed top | 38 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #180 | prehistoric spear | 20 |
| #324 | puce paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #176 | puce plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #515 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #259 | scroll of pasta summoning | 58 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #190 | strange shiny disc | 30 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #819 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #314 | toy crazy train | 31 |
| #109 | toy jet pack | 75 |
| #188 | toy mercenary | 39 |
| #135 | toy ray gun | 76 |
| #125 | toy space helmet | 75 |
| #242 | tree-eating kite | 152 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #487 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 21 |
| #281 | vinegar | 138 |
| #388 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #346 | yo | 28 |