| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |