| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |