| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #155 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 16 |
| #102 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #108 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 19 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #55 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 25 |
| #457 | Dyspepsi grenade | 29 |
| #161 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #129 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 16 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #599 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
| #905 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #101 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 100 |
| #798 | Meleegra™ pills | 5 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #338 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 2 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #2306 | Yummy Tummy bean | 19 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #99 | annoying pitchfork | 23 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #970 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #700 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #967 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #39 | clockwork claws | 2 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #815 | cloudy potion | 3 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #539 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #676 | effervescent potion | 6 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #566 | felt | 16 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #848 | googly eye | 14 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #313 | loaded serum blowgun | 13 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #924 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #745 | milky potion | 4 |
| #650 | murky potion | 6 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #108 | oil of expertise | 7 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #240 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #509 | pointy mushroom | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #936 | probability potion | 6 |
| #805 | procrastination potion | 13 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #571 | smoky potion | 10 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #469 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #788 | spooky mushroom | 44 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #413 | spooky shrunken head | 17 |
| #417 | spooky stick | 19 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #592 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #504 | strongness elixir | 5 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #663 | swirly potion | 6 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #949 | thin black candle | 41 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #559 | toy wheel | 17 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |