| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #80 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 100 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #148 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #96 | ion grid | 152 |
| #117 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 40 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #102 | logic synthesizer | 136 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1010 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 19 |
| #216 | marshmallow | 125 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #610 | mood ring | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #969 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #1023 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #369 | petrified wood | 22 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #31 | purple glowstick | 27 |
| #122 | quantum polarity inducer | 38 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #126 | recursive spline reticulator | 38 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #126 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 40 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber emo roe | 18 |
| 🥉 | samurai turtle | 280 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #122 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 41 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #406 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 5 |
| #388 | slimy sweetbreads | 6 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #533 | spooky bark | 19 |
| #342 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #168 | spooky eyeliner | 13 |
| #70 | spooky felt | 120 |
| #100 | spooky length of string | 113 |
| #189 | spooky lipstick | 13 |
| #324 | spooky sap | 27 |
| #238 | spooky stuffing | 27 |
| #349 | spooky toy wheel | 14 |
| #357 | spooky wooden block | 21 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #215 | stuffed zmobie | 7 |
| #870 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #747 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1003 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #482 | toy crazy train | 19 |
| #158 | toy jet pack | 50 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #178 | toy space helmet | 50 |
| #76 | tree skirt | 4 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #470 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 22 |