| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #84 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 3 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #266 | Instant Karma | 34 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 18 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #142 | baconstone | 47 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #45 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #90 | breakfast miracle | 3 |
| #49 | bunch of sea grapes | 7 |
| #75 | bunch of square grapes | 104 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #95 | distention pill | 2 |
| #276 | donated booze | 25 |
| #108 | donated candy | 146 |
| #257 | donated food | 30 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #162 | fishelada | 2 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #20 | giant O | 1 |
| #63 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 31 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #74 | gold nuggets | 49 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #10 | gr8ps | 885 |
| #39 | grapefruit | 730 |
| #56 | grapes | 323 |
| #43 | green rocket | 121 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #265 | hamethyst | 29 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #146 | handful of tips | 2 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #132 | hot watered rum | 3 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #85 | magical pony: Uniquity | 44 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #520 | meat paste | 37 |
| #62 | meatball | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #490 | old coin purse | 5 |
| #360 | old leather wallet | 12 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #287 | porquoise | 25 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| 🥇 | raisin | 16,526 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #81 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #151 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 36 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #118 | solid gold jewel | 3 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #189 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #60 | very overdue library book | 14 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |