| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #155 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #137 | Coinspiracy | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #77 | Rubee™ | 30 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #786 | batgut | 10 |
| #77 | black eye shadow | 10 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #218 | cabooze | 4 |
| #119 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #498 | coconut shell | 55 |
| #60 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 36 |
| #151 | donated booze | 85 |
| #174 | donated candy | 56 |
| #180 | donated food | 60 |
| #623 | dry noodles | 50 |
| #225 | eggwater | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #564 | lime | 10 |
| #570 | little paper umbrella | 55 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #196 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 10 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #967 | metallic A | 5 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #56 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #78 | spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #79 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 20 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #412 | unidentified jerky | 14 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #687 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |