| #1079 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #986 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1639 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #881 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #441 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #161 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #331 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #137 | Coinspiracy | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #336 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1411 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #76 | Rubee™ | 30 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1420 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1820 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #629 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #589 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2349 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #733 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #681 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1328 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #785 | batgut | 10 |
| #77 | black eye shadow | 10 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #92 | bread man | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #222 | cabooze | 4 |
| #120 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #72 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #512 | coconut shell | 55 |
| #63 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 36 |
| #156 | donated booze | 85 |
| #184 | donated candy | 56 |
| #188 | donated food | 60 |
| #635 | dry noodles | 50 |
| #233 | eggwater | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #173 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #89 | freightcake | 8 |
| #633 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #310 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #567 | lime | 10 |
| #582 | little paper umbrella | 55 |
| #1010 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #670 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #489 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #203 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 10 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #969 | metallic A | 5 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #180 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #57 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #1436 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #3661 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1981 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2572 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #78 | spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1008 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2958 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #5714 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5741 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2461 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #4529 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7021 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8954 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1533 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #5319 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6352 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2681 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1685 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7009 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2756 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #84 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 20 |
| #5818 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4149 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4957 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3044 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2778 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2681 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #5785 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #413 | unidentified jerky | 14 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #668 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #688 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |