| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #161 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #136 | Coinspiracy | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #814 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1406 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #75 | Rubee™ | 30 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #582 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #283 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2347 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #677 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1329 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #785 | batgut | 10 |
| #77 | black eye shadow | 10 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #92 | bread man | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #220 | cabooze | 4 |
| #118 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #107 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #69 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #510 | coconut shell | 55 |
| #63 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 36 |
| #155 | donated booze | 85 |
| #181 | donated candy | 56 |
| #186 | donated food | 60 |
| #633 | dry noodles | 50 |
| #231 | eggwater | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #172 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #86 | freightcake | 8 |
| #629 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #309 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #567 | lime | 10 |
| #581 | little paper umbrella | 55 |
| #1007 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #669 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #486 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #203 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 10 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #969 | metallic A | 5 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #178 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #57 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #1432 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1981 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #78 | spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1006 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2948 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2456 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #4523 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5652 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1528 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #5313 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6348 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2677 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1680 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2750 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #83 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 20 |
| #5813 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6370 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4145 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4952 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2774 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2676 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #413 | unidentified jerky | 14 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #665 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #687 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |