#909 | 1-ball | 3 |
#840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
#1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
#672 | 3-ball | 5 |
#596 | 4-ball | 6 |
#466 | 5-ball | 9 |
#515 | 6-ball | 8 |
#411 | 7-ball | 11 |
#644 | 8-ball | 27 |
#614 | Amulet of Yendor | 29 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
🥉 | Angry Farmer candy | 93,751 |
#2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
#1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
#981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
#459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
#91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
#1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
#394 | Daffy Taffy | 85 |
#28 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 20 |
#31 | Dolphin King's crown | 105 |
#10 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4,025 |
#36 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 98 |
#100 | Effermint™ tablets | 41 |
#17 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1,299 |
#743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
#87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
#753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
#57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
#151 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 14 |
#68 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 234 |
#246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
#5 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 5,941 |
#137 | Knob Goblin spatula | 165 |
#678 | Knob Goblin tongs | 7 |
#34 | Knob Goblin visor | 1,412 |
#147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
#112 | Milk Studs | 96 |
#61 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,397 |
#401 | Now and Earlier | 7 |
#102 | PEEZ dispenser | 117 |
#43 | Rock Pops | 1,478 |
#478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
#1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
#667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
#131 | Swizzler | 105 |
#25 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4,006 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#1188 | Valentine | 10 |
#527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
#6 | WA | 1,095 |
#13 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 26,829 |
#99 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 55 |
🥈 | White Citadel burger | 18,023 |
#151 | White Citadel fries | 10 |
#145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 138 |
#37 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7,221 |
#2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
#54 | angst burger | 48 |
#74 | annoying pitchfork | 32 |
#89 | aspirin | 8 |
#35 | astral badger | 2 |
#455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
#19 | awful poetry journal | 28,102 |
#1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
#178 | baconstone | 40 |
#49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
#1053 | badass belt | 51 |
#119 | bag of W&Ws | 114 |
#509 | bag of airline peanuts | 59 |
#352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
#187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
#414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
#174 | black snowcone | 22 |
#637 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
#26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
#438 | bow | 1 |
#86 | box of Dweebs | 162 |
#1631 | box of sunshine | 101 |
#555 | brick | 68 |
#342 | brine | 57 |
#521 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 17 |
#510 | candied yams | 18 |
#116 | candy cane | 337 |
#1782 | candy stake | 4 |
#13 | catsup | 460 |
#98 | chaos butterfly | 5,045 |
#56 | cheezburger | 4 |
#573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
#596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
#705 | clown hammer | 36 |
#107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
#450 | computronic processing unit | 7 |
#11 | dandy lion cub | 3 |
#50 | disturbing fanfic | 7,899 |
#211 | double daisy | 2 |
#323 | drywall axe | 41 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
#993 | eggnog | 14 |
#870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
#318 | evil golden arch | 31 |
#87 | evil golden arches | 19 |
#8 | evil googly eye | 1,314 |
#886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
#367 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 80 |
#404 | fake fake vomit | 80 |
#145 | fake hand | 176 |
#85 | fake plastic grass | 21 |
#471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
#1281 | felt | 6 |
#11 | fire | 761 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#886 | fruitcake | 23 |
#10 | furry fur | 43,847 |
#1280 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
#1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
#593 | googly eye | 22 |
#107 | hamburger | 17 |
#103 | hamethyst | 62 |
#14 | heavy D | 35,027 |
#118 | helmet turtle | 1,004 |
#295 | herbal stuffing | 27 |
#86 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 35 |
#69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
#64 | ice sickle | 1 |
#65 | iceberglet | 1 |
#334 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
#29 | ion grid | 660 |
#222 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 19 |
#531 | jazz soap | 55 |
#580 | joybuzzer | 51 |
#16 | ketchup | 386 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#1015 | lead necklace | 3 |
#117 | lead yo-yo | 2 |
#1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#198 | logic synthesizer | 65 |
#590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
#350 | lowercase N | 30 |
#488 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 61 |
#109 | meat from yesterday | 25 |
#19 | meat vortex | 4,083 |
#15 | metallic A | 18,187 |
#12 | original G | 31,163 |
#27 | oriole-feather headdress | 38 |
#934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
#12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
#458 | pet rock | 17 |
#555 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
#449 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 69 |
#40 | petrified time | 7 |
#117 | pixellated candy heart | 172 |
#14 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 3 |
#252 | plot hole | 777 |
#401 | pool cue | 14 |
#1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#271 | porquoise | 26 |
#511 | portable corkscrew | 14 |
#41 | prehistoric spear | 63 |
#9 | procrastination potion | 30,120 |
#518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
#74 | recursive spline reticulator | 67 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#438 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 8 |
#564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
#27 | [2108]rock | 245 |
#404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
#1584 | roll of toilet paper | 12 |
#976 | rubber emo roe | 25 |
#525 | ruby W | 14 |
#374 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 4 |
#33 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 124 |
#19 | shiny ring | 723 |
#1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#6 | spooky felt | 1,352 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#12 | spooky length of string | 1,394 |
#10 | spooky stick | 2,690 |
#7 | spooky stuffing | 1,388 |
#4 | spooky toy wheel | 1,378 |
#6 | spooky wooden block | 1,317 |
#65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
#343 | stick | 8 |
#41 | stick-on-a-string | 68 |
#13 | stringy sinew | 898 |
#5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
#4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
#677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
#5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
#6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
#3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
#4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#198 | stuffed dodecapede | 33 |
#7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
#4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
#5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
#5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
#1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
#7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
#1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
#4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
#3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
#5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
#141 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 51 |
#5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
#4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
#1831 | stuffing | 3 |
#408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
#36 | support cummerbund | 227 |
#454 | supportive bra | 2 |
#86 | teddy bear | 71 |
#13 | thin black candle | 48,360 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#11 | time sword | 3 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
#111 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 29 |
#609 | tofurkey gravy | 14 |
#596 | tofurkey leg | 14 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#12 | toothsome rock | 574 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#55 | tortoise's blessing | 118 |
#669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
#13 | toy train | 100 |
#1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
#194 | tree skirt | 2 |
#1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
#314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#70 | turtle totem | 1,200 |
#629 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
#319 | vinegar | 122 |
#10 | wang | 3,540 |
🥈 | wax lips | 6 |
#28 | wheel | 78 |
#411 | whoopie cushion | 79 |
#410 | wind-up chattering teeth | 79 |
#551 | x-ray specs | 34 |
#414 | yellow candy heart | 86 |
#398 | yellow snowcone | 88 |
#104 | yo | 82 |
#1131 | yo-yo | 14 |
#125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
#851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |