Mort The Painter

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#924Boris's ring1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1688Feynman gate1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#574Tiki lighter1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#2042ball1
#122bar whip1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#1654blood flower1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#98can cannon1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#77carob cannon1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#115clown whip1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#97demon whip1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1640doll house1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1979drywall axe1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#2393felt1
#1764fire1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#63flypaper staff1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#642ga-ga radio1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#145gnatwing earring1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#2658googly eye1
#122grease gun1
#88hairy staff1
#2400hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#822handful of hand chalk11
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#161hippo whip1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#62hot cross bow1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1295lead necklace1
#206lead yo-yo1
#1751length of string1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#287linoleum staff2
#521linoleum sword1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#570lovecat tail1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#386magic lamp1
#1086marionette1
#132meatspout staff1
#30orange traffic cone1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1276penguin skin1
#192penguin whip1
#2716pet rock1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#726pirate pelvis1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1184pool cue1
#2213porquoise1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#77projectile icemaker1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#881[2108]rock4
#829servomechanical torsion facilitator2
#2957shiny ring1
#90shuddersword1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#943skeleton key1
#438skeleton key ring1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#113smoky potion178
#57smoldering staff1
#1348sock monkey1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1856spooky felt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#69squeaky staff1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1931stringy sinew1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#1224sunken chest1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#322tasket1
#2033teddy bear1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#265tisket1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#394toothbrush1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#599tropical paperweight1
#2167valuable trinket3
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#586wang1
#1538wheel1
#88white whip1
#89wiffle-flail1
#1221wooden block1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#355yak skin1
#1736yeti fur1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 472 items total!

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