| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #689 | Amulet of Yendor | 24 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #363 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #958 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #672 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #482 | black candy heart | 13 |
| #874 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #452 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #933 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #385 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #829 | defective skull | 18 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #521 | empty agua de vida bottle | 283 |
| #515 | encoder ring | 28 |
| #847 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #965 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #824 | fake hand | 25 |
| #435 | ghuol egg | 35 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #959 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #899 | joybuzzer | 26 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #843 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #413 | mood ring | 16 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #883 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #922 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1021 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #169 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 81 |
| #240 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 57 |
| #196 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 74 |
| #164 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 94 |
| #199 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 63 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #967 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1163 | yellow snowcone | 18 |