| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #689 | Amulet of Yendor | 24 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #362 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #481 | black candy heart | 13 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #451 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #934 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #385 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #831 | defective skull | 18 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #519 | empty agua de vida bottle | 283 |
| #517 | encoder ring | 28 |
| #849 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #967 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #435 | ghuol egg | 35 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #900 | joybuzzer | 26 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #843 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #415 | mood ring | 16 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #923 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1019 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #169 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 81 |
| #241 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 57 |
| #196 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 74 |
| #164 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 94 |
| #200 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 63 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #969 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #969 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #714 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |