| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #690 | Amulet of Yendor | 24 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #363 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1576 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2086 | badass belt | 25 |
| #957 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #481 | black candy heart | 13 |
| #877 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #453 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #384 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #828 | defective skull | 18 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #524 | empty agua de vida bottle | 283 |
| #515 | encoder ring | 28 |
| #848 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #964 | fake fake vomit | 24 |
| #824 | fake hand | 25 |
| #436 | ghuol egg | 35 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #898 | joybuzzer | 26 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #842 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #414 | mood ring | 16 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #84 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #94 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #882 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #921 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rubber emo roe | 22 |
| #169 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 81 |
| #241 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 57 |
| #196 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 74 |
| #164 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 94 |
| #200 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 63 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #966 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1161 | yellow snowcone | 18 |