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| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |