| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #959 | Cloaca-Cola | 15 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #335 | Dyspepsi grenade | 41 |
| #562 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 108 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #455 | atomic vector plotter | 8 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #212 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 18 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #420 | computronic processing unit | 8 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #216 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 18 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #428 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 8 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #5 | pasta spoon | 210,000 |
| #692 | penguin skin | 34 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #212 | quantum polarity inducer | 18 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #221 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 18 |
| #234 | [2108]rock | 17 |
| #237 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 18 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #292 | spooky felt | 35 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #382 | spooky length of string | 29 |
| #424 | spooky stuffing | 13 |
| #196 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
| #463 | spooky wooden block | 15 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #462 | stringy sinew | 20 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #408 | sub-molecular interocitor | 8 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #469 | toy wheel | 20 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |