| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #32 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 39 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #210 | disco ball | 253 |
| #483 | disco mask | 58 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #401 | fancy dress ball | 33 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #69 | ice stein | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #350 | jazz soap | 85 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #863 | pail | 9 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #160 | rubber emo roe | 178 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1012 | valuable trinket | 51 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |