| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #33 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 39 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #211 | disco ball | 253 |
| #487 | disco mask | 58 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #402 | fancy dress ball | 33 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #68 | ice stein | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #349 | jazz soap | 85 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #866 | pail | 9 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #160 | rubber emo roe | 178 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1010 | valuable trinket | 51 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |