| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1011 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left clavicle | 2 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #208 | dusty right humerus | 2 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #809 | felt | 11 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1065 | grue egg | 25 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #656 | length of string | 17 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #558 | stuffing | 16 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |