| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left clavicle | 2 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #208 | dusty right humerus | 2 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #429 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #811 | felt | 11 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1068 | grue egg | 25 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #656 | length of string | 17 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #559 | stuffing | 16 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |