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#193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
#67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
#76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
#50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
#39 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
#78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
#45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
#571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
#78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#508 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
#110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
#2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#142 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
#39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
#94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
#360 | Meleegra™ pills | 26 |
#69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
#377 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 54 |
#81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
#43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
#48 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 56 |
#64 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 47 |
#58 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 43 |
#113 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 8 |
#155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
#183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
#179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
#170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#489 | Rock Pops | 110 |
#130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#699 | Valentine | 25 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
#4 | Yummy Tummy bean | 171,621 |
#353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#143 | acid-squirting flower | 34 |
#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
#314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#183 | babycakes | 1 |
#136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#26 | big red clown nose | 753 |
#90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
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#132 | black lotus | 1 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#31 | bloody clown pants | 455 |
#125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
#973 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
#1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
#476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
#157 | broken skull | 184 |
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#111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
#1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#109 | chocolate box | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#114 | clown hammer | 204 |
#11 | clown shoes | 1,464 |
#11 | clown skin | 865 |
#7 | clown whip | 190 |
#7 | clown wig | 79 |
#14 | clownskin belt | 55 |
#7 | clownskin buckler | 73 |
#144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
#26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
#93 | daisy | 116 |
#189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
#41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
#1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
#942 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
#780 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
#878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
#1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
#1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#38 | facehugging alien | 33 |
#2393 | felt | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#51 | foolscap fool's cap | 124 |
#2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
#1708 | googly eye | 4 |
#1909 | green beer | 1 |
#993 | herbs | 1 |
#183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
#359 | iGoogly | 69 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
#74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#58 | long skinny balloon | 192 |
#433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
#58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
#275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
#28 | moist sack | 1 |
#80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
#134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
#1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
#370 | pile of candy | 21 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
#1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
#760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
#1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
#178 | theoretical string | 136 |
#1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#70 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 45 |
#132 | tiny plastic scary clown | 46 |
#125 | toast with jam | 1 |
#299 | toothbrush | 3 |
#392 | tulip | 1 |
#2125 | valuable trinket | 4 |
🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
#1254 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
#858 | x-ray specs | 14 |
#2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |