| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #49 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #513 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 10 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #143 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #361 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 26 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #377 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 54 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #42 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #48 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 56 |
| #64 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 47 |
| #58 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 43 |
| #114 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 8 |
| #157 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #186 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #489 | Rock Pops | 110 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #700 | Valentine | 25 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #4 | Yummy Tummy bean | 171,621 |
| #352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #143 | acid-squirting flower | 34 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #26 | big red clown nose | 753 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #31 | bloody clown pants | 455 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #979 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| #157 | broken skull | 184 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #114 | clown hammer | 204 |
| #11 | clown shoes | 1,464 |
| #11 | clown skin | 865 |
| #7 | clown whip | 190 |
| #7 | clown wig | 79 |
| #14 | clownskin belt | 55 |
| #8 | clownskin buckler | 73 |
| #144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #93 | daisy | 116 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #782 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 5 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #38 | facehugging alien | 33 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #51 | foolscap fool's cap | 124 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #359 | iGoogly | 69 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #58 | long skinny balloon | 192 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #371 | pile of candy | 21 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #178 | theoretical string | 136 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 45 |
| #133 | tiny plastic scary clown | 46 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #300 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2124 | valuable trinket | 4 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1253 | whoopie cushion | 12 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |