| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #109 | CRIMBCO mug | 139 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #739 | Crimbuck | 1,151 |
| #714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #178 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4409 | badass belt | 7 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #899 | baggie of powdered sugar | 7 |
| #60 | barskin cloak | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #324 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #19 | gourd potion | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #982 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1209 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #25 | papaya taco | 165 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #5 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 264 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1605 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #206 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |