| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #127 | Boris's ring | 11 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #264 | Crown of the Goblin King | 86 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #114 | Elder Turtle Shell | 13 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #294 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 72 |
| #75 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 51 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #135 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #59 | asbestos crossbow | 11 |
| #152 | asbestos staff | 4 |
| #88 | asbestos sword | 8 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #429 | baconstone | 19 |
| #542 | badass belt | 87 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #136 | broken cellular phone | 50 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #112 | chrome crossbow | 7 |
| #121 | chrome staff | 5 |
| #154 | chrome sword | 6 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #726 | dead guy's watch | 5 |
| #73 | detective skull | 2 |
| #1520 | disturbing fanfic | 5 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #158 | drywall axe | 83 |
| #239 | duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #138 | enchanted toothpick | 10 |
| #130 | facsimile dictionary | 71 |
| #80 | fez of etymology | 5 |
| #117 | foon | 3 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #249 | ghuol egg | 92 |
| #447 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #171 | giant discarded plastic fork | 50 |
| #161 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 27 |
| #206 | giant pinky ring | 74 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #286 | grue egg | 83 |
| #308 | hamethyst | 26 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #98 | ladle of mystery | 2 |
| #71 | linoleum crossbow | 10 |
| #110 | linoleum staff | 6 |
| #19 | linoleum sword | 24 |
| #862 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #167 | marionette | 10 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #312 | oyster basket | 13 |
| #532 | pail | 20 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #854 | pet rock | 9 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #289 | porquoise | 25 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #231 | rag doll | 10 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #240 | rubber axe | 4 |
| #139 | scroll of drastic healing | 800 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #270 | shiny ring | 90 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #286 | sock monkey | 10 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #265 | spooky bicycle chain | 9 |
| #1016 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #532 | ten-leaf clover | 18 |
| #199 | tiny house | 1,200 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #185 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #219 | valuable trinket | 404 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #37 | wholeberd | 4 |
| #261 | wooden axe | 2 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |