| #207 | 4-dimensional guitar | 9 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #306 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #870 | Spam Witch sammich | 6 |
| #24 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #71 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 2 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #399 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 10 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #329 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #141 | adder | 6 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2162 | badass belt | 24 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #117 | colorful toad | 5 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #439 | donated booze | 5 |
| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #41 | fire of unknown origin | 114 |
| #328 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #26 | genie's pants | 12 |
| #25 | genie's turbane | 13 |
| #93 | giant grain of protein powder | 3 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #227 | half-baked potion | 3 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #502 | ketchup hound | 6 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #396 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #55 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #194 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #697 | mind flayer corpse | 4 |
| #87 | mouse skull | 5 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #4 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #1085 | probability potion | 2 |
| #109 | psychic's amulet | 4 |
| #100 | psychic's crystal ball | 6 |
| #105 | psychic's pslacks | 4 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #207 | red money bag | 1 |
| #216 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #692 | rocky raccoon | 3 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #558 | seal-skull helmet | 12 |
| #76 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #137 | sinister-looking cat | 2 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #74 | skeletortoise | 5 |
| #207 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #56 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #76 | sweet party mix | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #558 | t8r tots | 6 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| #74 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #108 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #76 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |