| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #306 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #870 | Spam Witch sammich | 6 |
| #24 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #71 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 2 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #402 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 10 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #141 | adder | 6 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #162 | antique machete | 2 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #80 | balloon sword | 7 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #441 | donated booze | 5 |
| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #38 | fire of unknown origin | 134 |
| #156 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #227 | half-baked potion | 3 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #500 | ketchup hound | 6 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #396 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
| #57 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #196 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #504 | mind flayer corpse | 11 |
| #35 | mineapple | 31 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #205 | philosopher's scone | 5 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #1085 | probability potion | 2 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #217 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #251 | ridiculously huge sword | 57 |
| #692 | rocky raccoon | 3 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #77 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #137 | sinister-looking cat | 2 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #63 | skeletortoise | 6 |
| #209 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #56 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #103 | suede shortsword | 2 |
| #76 | sweet party mix | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #560 | t8r tots | 6 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| #74 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |