| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #175 | pork elf goodies sack | 44 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #247 | stainless steel scarf | 12 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |