| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #545 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 34 |
| #1711 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2058 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2175 | Yummy Tummy bean | 26 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #244 | fettucini Inconnu | 2 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |