| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #545 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 34 |
| #1708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2056 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2172 | Yummy Tummy bean | 26 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1381 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #242 | fettucini Inconnu | 2 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |