| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #916 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| #1009 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #293 | brick | 131 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1357 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #406 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1092 | defective skull | 8 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1052 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1420 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1129 | fake hand | 11 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #269 | green clay bead | 41 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1210 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1194 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #404 | mood ring | 17 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #941 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1045 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #310 | pink clay bead | 50 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #199 | purple clay bead | 21 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1124 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1192 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1059 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #788 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #900 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #153 | yellow candy heart | 351 |
| #1399 | yellow snowcone | 10 |