| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #917 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #1011 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #293 | brick | 131 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1359 | clown hammer | 7 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #680 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1054 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1132 | fake hand | 11 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #265 | green clay bead | 41 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1195 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #406 | mood ring | 17 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #943 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1047 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 18 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #303 | pink clay bead | 50 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #197 | purple clay bead | 21 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1123 | rubber emo roe | 17 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1195 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1058 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #787 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #902 | x-ray specs | 12 |
| #152 | yellow candy heart | 351 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |