| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #142 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 302 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #284 | crystalline cheer | 213 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #119 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 32 |
| #81 | magical pony: Pearjack | 34 |
| #112 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 29 |
| #112 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 31 |
| #112 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 30 |
| #115 | magical pony: Uniquity | 30 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #21 | silent B | 14 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #80 | silent P | 7 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |