Kytlan

RankItemQuantity
#5325-meat staff6
#1015-Alarm Saucepan4
#3817-Foot Dwarven mattock7
#69Bjorn's Hammer5
#54Boris's ring23
#95Cerebral Crossbow3
#191Cherry Cloaca Cola9
#716Cloaca grenade17
#646Cloaca-Cola42
#495Cloaca-Cola c-rations7
#110Cloaca-Cola fatigues21
#133Cloaca-Cola helmet15
#221Cloaca-Cola knapsack13
#117Cloaca-Cola shield18
#45Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife15
#88Connery's Elixir of Audacity12
#1681Crimboween memo4
#144Diet Cloaca Cola10
#251Disco Banjo2
#477Dr. Hobo's scalpel7
#604Dyspepsi grenade20
#535Dyspepsi-Cola115
#390Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations8
#145Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues15
#142Dyspepsi-Cola helmet15
#220Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack13
#216Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#39Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen13
#110Ferrigno's Elixir of Power8
#27Frost™ brand sword9
#52Gnollish autoplunger6
#380Gnollish flyswatter7
#320Gnollish pie server5
#147Gnollish plunger19
#270Gnollish slotted spoon7
#150Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance4
#174Jarlsberg's earring8
#131Jolly Roger charrrm36
#324Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet6
#39Kentucky-fried meat crossbow2
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#262Knob Goblin elite polearm20
#415Knob Goblin love potion24
#287Knob Goblin melon baller7
#411Knob Goblin scimitar21
#310Knob Goblin spatula26
#569Knob Goblin tongs11
#282Knob mushroom29
#16Knob shroomkabob56
#370Knoll mushroom26
#84Knoll shroomkabob21
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#91Orcish frat-paddle64
#68Pasta Spoon of Peril4
#196Regular Cloaca Cola7
#371Rock and Roll Legend3
#63Spirit Precipice3
#265Spooky-Gro fertilizer3
#59Super Magic Power Sword X3
#574Tiki lighter1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#284abominable snowcone59
#305acoustic guitarrr12
#852amulet of extreme plot significance7
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#692antique spear3
#105asbestos crossbow7
#152asbestos staff4
#150asbestos sword5
#489asparagus knife10
#306aspirin3
#676astral mushroom9
#40automatic catapult4
#862baconstone9
#86baconstone bracelet10
#31baconstone earring9
#130baconstone pendant3
#37baconstone ring9
#704ball9
#85balloon sword6
#58bamboo bokuto5
#48basic meat crossbow6
#34basic meat foon2
#57basic meat spork4
#18basic meat staff31
#21basic meat sword31
#276bat-shaped Crimboween cookie6
#62batblade122
#680beach glass bead1
#110bell-shaped Crimbo cookie8
#69big stick10
#41bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme7
#282black paisley oyster egg17
#257black plastic oyster egg17
#370black polka-dot oyster egg14
#499black snowcone5
#160black striped oyster egg25
#103blue paisley oyster egg26
#177blue pixel potion8
#184blue plastic oyster egg27
#82blue polka-dot oyster egg31
#693blue snowcone3
#128blue striped oyster egg28
#142bow staff1
#380broken sword5
#29bubble bauble bow3
#26bubblewrap crossbow5
#9bubblewrap staff35
#33bubblewrap sword5
#535bubbly potion11
#37buffalo blade5
#9can cannon25
#213can of fake snow2
#55can of maces19
#790can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce11
#29candied yam pinky ring4
#1674candied yams4
#2337candy cane9
#633candy stake10
#22cardboard crossbow7
#61cardboard katana15
#29cardboard staff3
#8cardboard sword103
#174cardboard wakizashi18
#18carob cannon8
#1514cheap plastic bottle opener2
#96chintzy accordion pin7
#258chintzy disco ball pendant3
#184chintzy noodle ring5
#147chintzy saucepan earring7
#301chintzy seal pendant3
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#492chopsticks5
#131chrome crossbow6
#96chrome staff6
#154chrome sword6
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#33clockwork crossbow2
#23clockwork rings6
#13clockwork staff7
#41clockwork sword2
#634cloudy potion8
#115clown whip1
#3274club necklace1
#74cologne of contempt7
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#103concentrated cordial of concentration2
#49cool mushroom53
#44cool mushroom casserole10
#52cool mushroom wine7
#458cool whip5
#96cordial of concentration5
#123corn holder13
#43cream of pointy mushroom soup9
#187crowbarrr13
#30curdflinger5
#587dark potion10
#262deck of tropical cards2
#97demon whip1
#104denim axe5
#18dense meat crossbow6
#29dense meat staff3
#33dense meat sword5
#516diamond-studded cane8
#327disco ball127
#62dishrag14
#890doll house4
#149dope gangsta bling-bling7
#28dripping meat crossbow4
#36dripping meat staff3
#55dripping meat sword2
#1254drywall axe5
#656duck-on-a-string3
#37eXtreme meat crossbow4
#31eXtreme meat staff5
#35eXtreme meat sword6
#44eXtreme nose ring8
#605effervescent potion9
#870empty blowgun1
#263evil googly eye16
#1900evil teddy bear3
#48evil teddy bear sewing kit6
#166extra-strength strongness elixir11
#190eyedrops of newt1
#226eyedrops of the ermine1
#105eyedrops of the ocelot2
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#636fancy chocolate5
#341felt24
#202filthy pestle14
#1134fire3
#635fizzy potion7
#30flaming cardboard sword7
#585flaming crutch6
#175flaming mushroom16
#68flaming mushroom wine7
#941flaming talons1
#36flat mushroom wine8
#18flypaper staff8
#167foon2
#60forest tears17
#130frozen mushroom22
#597frozen nunchaku2
#1329fruitcake11
#354ga-ga radio5
#31giant book of ancient carols5
#48giant cheesestick2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#970giant needle5
#1368giant pinky ring7
#1331gingerbread bugbear13
#702gingerbread horror9
#25glistening staff5
#170gloomy mushroom wine4
#88gnatwing earring2
#88gnauga hide whip2
#31gnoll-tooth necklace17
#514googly eye26
#22goulauncher8
#50grass blade3
#211grave robbing shovel8
#35grease gun5
#130green pixel potion10
#679green snowcone3
#46hairy staff2
#118halfberd6
#786hamethyst10
#37hamethyst bracelet6
#34hamethyst earring6
#91hamethyst necklace7
#17hamethyst ring11
#79handsomeness potion31
#118heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr9
#372hemp string27
#1015herbal stuffing7
#51hippo whip6
#20hot cross bow4
#201hot stuffing1
#289huge spoon6
#117iced-out bling4
#63icy mushroom wine6
#426icy-hot katana1
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#741iron pasta spoon5
#91jack flapper13
#311jug-o-magicalness5
#615killer rag doll4
#597kite12
#1050kneecapping stick7
#43knob mushroom wine7
#41knoll mushroom wine8
#107lavender paisley oyster egg25
#143lavender plastic oyster egg22
#95lavender polka-dot oyster egg20
#61lavender striped oyster egg26
#575lead necklace11
#206lead yo-yo1
#326length of string37
#80libation of liveliness9
#236linoleum crossbow3
#287linoleum staff2
#222linoleum sword4
#1296little paper umbrella1
#61lucky ball-and-chain2
#214lupine sword4
#743mad scientist's sock monkey3
#204mauve paisley oyster egg13
#66mauve plastic oyster egg42
#164mauve polka-dot oyster egg18
#138mauve striped oyster egg20
#132meatspout staff1
#335milk of magnesium1
#496milky potion14
#50muculent machete3
#490murky potion13
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#116mushroom pizza22
#398necklace chain4
#424ninja mop3
#105off-white paisley oyster egg19
#83off-white plastic oyster egg36
#451off-white polka-dot oyster egg7
#528off-white striped oyster egg5
#116oil of expertise6
#94oil of slipperiness8
#128oil of stability5
#102oily mushroom wine4
#604orange and black Crimboween candy4
#727orange snowcone3
#580oversized pizza cutter5
#1351oyster basket2
#350pasta spoon76
#192penguin whip1
#148perfume of prejudice1
#40pestoblade3
#1682pet rock3
#722phat turquoise bead2
#225philter of phorce5
#62picture of a dead guy's girlfriend11
#424pitchfork3
#55pixel sword5
#92pointy mushroom23
#46pointy mushroom wine7
#415pool cue13
#1313porquoise4
#57porquoise bracelet5
#29porquoise eyebrow ring9
#148porquoise necklace2
#41porquoise ring7
#1172portable corkscrew3
#1010possessed top5
#40potato pistol4
#76potent potion of potency3
#64potion of potency12
#212potion of temporary gr8ness6
#29poutine pole6
#33pregnant mushroom12
#690prehistoric spear5
#966probability potion5
#957procrastination potion6
#37projectile icemaker2
#81puce paisley oyster egg22
#113puce plastic oyster egg25
#143puce polka-dot oyster egg22
#66puce striped oyster egg24
#465purple snowcone20
#557ram stick1
#123ram-battering staff1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#59red paisley oyster egg36
#341red pixel potion10
#162red plastic oyster egg22
#71red polka-dot oyster egg29
#681red snowcone3
#66red striped oyster egg28
#38repeating crossbow2
#970ridiculously huge sword2
#665ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#240ring of adornment2
#739ring of aggravate monster4
#136ring of cold resistance4
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#145[2108]rock28
#200rubber axe5
#489rusty grave robbing shovel5
#351sabre teeth22
#35sack of doorknobs7
#475saucepan89
#16savory crossbow6
#16savory staff4
#18savory sword10
#558scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#583seal tooth14
#400seal-clubbing club85
#179serpentine sword4
#212serum of sarcasm8
#215shiny butcherknife5
#1678shiny ring8
#41shuddersword3
#891silver shrimp fork1
#896skeleton bone14
#438skull-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#60slightly peevedbow2
#244slingshot1
#452smoky potion20
#28smoldering staff2
#24soylent staff4
#3319spade necklace1
#29spicy mushroom quesadilla12
#626spiked femur2
#46spooky and sour sauce3
#458spooky bicycle chain5
#452spooky cosmetics bag5
#632spooky eggnog9
#168spooky eyeliner13
#308spooky felt33
#157spooky hi mein4
#542spooky hockey mask3
#478spooky length of string22
#767spooky lipstick4
#121spooky lo mein3
#905spooky mushroom29
#76spooky mushroom wine6
#468spooky pirate skeleton2
#211spooky powder5
#63spooky scarecrow8
#46spooky shroomkabob24
#814spooky shrunken head4
#42spooky staff18
#600spooky stick10
#117spooky stir-fry4
#297spooky stuffing21
#195spooky toy wheel25
#228spooky wooden block34
#134spork16
#9squeaky staff17
#46star boomerang4
#190star crossbow6
#56star spatula3
#309star staff1
#41star stiletto4
#115star sword7
#18starchy crossbow7
#19starchy staff8
#20starchy sword10
#111stick24
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#171stinky mushroom14
#65stinky mushroom wine5
#476stolen accordion79
#152stone banjo4
#1869string of green beads3
#2246string of red beads1
#452stringy sinew21
#246strongness elixir27
#382stuffed spooky mushroom21
#355stuffing25
#16styrofoam crossbow6
#19styrofoam staff6
#39styrofoam sword3
#103suede shortsword2
#524sweet ninja sword1
#530swirly potion11
#99sword behind inappropriate prepositions5
#76sword of static3
#71teddy bear sewing kit6
#321tiny ninja sword3
#886tiny plastic Cheshire bat20
#1113tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#420tiny plastic Crimbo wreath8
#523tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#370tiny plastic Scream Queen4
#488tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo7
#253tiny plastic accordion thief14
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#845tiny plastic angry goat21
#1000tiny plastic baby gravy fairy18
#892tiny plastic barrrnacle20
#218tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar15
#750tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball23
#964tiny plastic cocoabo18
#1047tiny plastic coffee pixie17
#392tiny plastic disco bandit11
#683tiny plastic fuzzy dice25
#712tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick24
#649tiny plastic ghuol whelp26
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#776tiny plastic grue22
#170tiny plastic hermit19
#862tiny plastic howling balloon monkey21
#700tiny plastic killer bee24
#951tiny plastic leprechaun19
#997tiny plastic levitating potato18
#734tiny plastic mosquito23
#319tiny plastic pastamancer12
#789tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime22
#376tiny plastic sauceror11
#440tiny plastic seal clubber10
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#747tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton23
#813tiny plastic stab bat22
#567tiny plastic star starfish29
#568tiny plastic sweet nutcracker16
#264tiny plastic turtle tamer15
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#1013tofurkey gravy8
#1389tofurkey leg5
#222tomato juice of powerful power9
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#253tooth15
#2083toothsome rock2
#1238top3
#1359toy crazy train4
#1282toy mercenary3
#2475toy ray gun1
#772toy wheel11
#747tree-eating kite38
#132tropical paperweight3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#54two-handed depthsword4
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#601vorpal blade4
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#145warm mushroom12
#1538wheel1
#161white sword40
#88white whip1
#27wholeberd6
#28wiffle-flail4
#188wooden axe4
#630wooden block4
#425wooden stakes5
#500wussiness potion18
#59yak whip3
#91yellow paisley oyster egg22
#122yellow plastic oyster egg35
#105yellow polka-dot oyster egg17
#85yellow striped oyster egg21
#1428yo4

Wow, that's 5,718 items total!

what items are this player missing?