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| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
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| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
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| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
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| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
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| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
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| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
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| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #219 | handful of walnuts | 11 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
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| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
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| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
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| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
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| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #797 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #809 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
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| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #15 | urchin roe | 3 |
| #386 | valuable trinket | 225 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |