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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
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| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
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| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
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| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
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| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
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| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
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| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
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| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
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| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
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| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
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| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
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| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
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| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #15 | urchin roe | 3 |
| #385 | valuable trinket | 225 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |