| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
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| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #534 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #630 | ant agonist | 1 |
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| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
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| #407 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
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| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2623 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #665 | cherry | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1064 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1032 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
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| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #221 | handful of walnuts | 11 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #544 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #671 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #939 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #177 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #289 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #163 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #546 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #321 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8866 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8980 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8835 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8982 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8916 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8885 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #532 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #812 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #679 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #15 | urchin roe | 3 |
| #386 | valuable trinket | 225 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |