| #562 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #199 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #155 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1577 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #981 | Cloaca-Cola | 14 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1495 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #52 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #319 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 216 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #445 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #46 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #84 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #898 | M-242 | 4 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #66 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #117 | Mornington crescent roll | 2 |
| #270 | Newbiesport™ tent | 9 |
| #64 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 2 |
| #66 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #52 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #44 | Suffering Sinner | 2 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #637 | Valentine | 31 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #683 | anticheese | 4 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #3770 | badass belt | 10 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #350 | barrrnacle | 45 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #930 | black pixel | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #115 | black striped oyster egg | 32 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #944 | blue pixel | 14 |
| #189 | blue pixel potion | 7 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #95 | bugbear purification pill | 3 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #155 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #96 | candied bolts | 8 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #32 | clockwork hat | 2 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #22 | clockwork pants | 2 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #167 | cottage | 2 |
| #284 | cream pie | 3 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #12 | deactivated putty buddy | 2 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #692 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 10 |
| #87 | fertilized ghuol egg | 8 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #964 | green pixel | 8 |
| #82 | green pixel potion | 16 |
| #175 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #32 | junk food | 5 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #72 | junk yard | 2 |
| #21 | junk-mail shirt | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #183 | loadstone | 4 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #664 | marshmallow | 9 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #360 | old sweatpants | 201 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1760 | pail | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #277 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #38 | pixel boomerang | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #101 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #847 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | purple pixel pie | 16 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #649 | red pixel | 5 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #99 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #417 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #680 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #994 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 22 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #730 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #683 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 25 |
| #743 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #962 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 19 |
| #856 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #1002 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1396 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #829 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 21 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #838 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #697 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #76 | wasabi-infused sake | 2 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #2050 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |