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| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #141 | Dyspepsi grenade | 99 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #649 | Yummy Tummy bean | 302 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #196 | acoustic guitarrr | 21 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #194 | blood flower | 54 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #702 | dill | 52 |
| #15 | disembodied smile | 265 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #505 | guitar pick | 4 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #426 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #255 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #618 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #279 | mauve striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #786 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #284 | spectral pickle | 52 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 41,651 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
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| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
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| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #652 | vinegar | 58 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1132 | yo-yo | 14 |