| #7 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 16 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #6 | Manual of Lock Picking | 7 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 85 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 26 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 27 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 8 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 37 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 20 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 37 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 18 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | blue money bag | 37 |
| #60 | bottle of goofballs | 283 |
| #434 | box of sunshine | 818 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #5 | crude oil congealer | 1 |
| 🥇 | grue egg omelette | 666 |
| 🥇 | hobo monkey | 11 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | perfect cosmopolitan | 4,444 |
| 🥈 | perfect dark and stormy | 4,444 |
| 🥈 | perfect ice cube | 44,444 |
| 🥈 | perfect mimosa | 4,444 |
| 🥉 | perfect negroni | 4,444 |
| 🥉 | perfect old-fashioned | 4,444 |
| 🥈 | perfect paloma | 4,444 |
| 🥇 | plain brown wrapper | 6,666 |
| #4 | quantum of familiar | 37 |
| 🥇 | red coin | 27 |
| 🥇 | red money bag | 185 |
| 🥇 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 30,004 |
| 🥇 | single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3,004 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #154 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #4 | unnamed cocktail | 1,004 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| 🥇 | white money bag | 74 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #70 | yule pup | 2 |